#1
time for a new party hat
call of service
change my tie
insert coin
#2
makin' love like angus young
o, fuck, pretty little spring flower
schlepping yet another album and the latest single
butt bumping headphones on
#3
welcome home
drag queen shoes
kicking up your heels behind closed doors
round four, toe to toe w/pop
#4
had a dream last night
fat dove on my window
a spring special
shaved hamsters look like tiny lions
#5
roller derby
gets me in the driver's seat and then
ralphie whips raquel to me in the olympic auditorium stink of dreams
gravity is the final fall
#6
pack of newports in the flowerbed
hacking up a cool pose, asks:
how does your garden grow?
how do you keep it clean?
#7
kick his shin
west side of the city
it takes balls to play the game
and only seconds to feel the pain
#8
default
getting down low in the backseat
cops s l o w l y turning angular jaws
who's fault?
#9
professing to be the emperor of bathrobes
girl from the eastern bloc
the gumby of love, deep inside your book
the eternal mind-blow
#10
a naked floating lost-in-space feeling
longing for
cold tang
and the big bang
#11
helpless in the face of the pain
gnarly cranky linker
angry white knuckle fist
pacifism
#12
precision
joy stick master
welcome to monkeyboy's puppet show
inside rusted creaker
#13
stinking armpit freedom
a freeze-dried fart in a mason's jar
is twice as nice
as daisy-fresh fascist smooth-crotch ken doll
#14
chongo, howling fire returns, in your face
constellations and driftwood
alpha dogging
the wild pack of monkeybrains
#15
attitude is corruption
and verbing on your walking
go buy a fancy doodle pad
and use that pen you pulled out of your ass
#16
friendly guerilla butterfly fighter up my tree
fearless
little punk
motherfuckers wanna beat down ice cube
#17
righteous black slinger of spiel
look out man!
the freak show is back in town!
call the lovers of big bras
#18
love blossom throb gobbler in the warm sunshine
failure to stretch
pushing shoving
popping clutch in the groin
#19
he hugged like a dad
she fucked like a sweet slutty porn star
tears in a barrel
summerly stasis
#20
give me tha finger!
in a non-fascist salute
wearing only a blindfold, she learns braille
quicker than a cuss
#21
young cool kids on a corner
cloud
the strip search/piss test/ soul-removal clinic
waiting for logos to dress and decide for them
#22
drunken spring rolls w/ downhill stumble sauce
to 5:50 a.m. cold alarm
always moving forward
thinks sisyphus
#23
welcome to lesbos county,
usa
chicks with guns
too many w/out puns
#24
that great middle class
little attention to time
cold feet
left behind crippled in the dust of your history
#25
riding transit your body
vacant nail biting
better learn to hold your mud
or puke up that six-pack of bud
#26
tragic, wet fart
spoiled
frog plop sound
love/hate... pleasure/pain... it's a fine line
#27
dart board target
heart clamp locket
I aim my poker penetration in the lil red zone
outside car alarms wail
#28
in search of the ultimate groove
driving our father's car through
cactus in new mexico
like pelicans over pedro
#29
brother elastic
econoized
seeks new shit filters as to waste no words
synonym: see "fear"
#30
fat librarians
thundering
heaves and sighs
the lunch truck of life is overdue
who wrote which line?
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