full service love kafka character: part I


kevin costello, brother matt, matt wascovich and mike watt


time for a new party hat
call of service
change my tie
insert coin


makin' love like angus young
o, fuck, pretty little spring flower
schlepping yet another album and the latest single
butt bumping headphones on


welcome home
drag queen shoes
kicking up your heels behind closed doors
round four, toe to toe w/pop


had a dream last night
fat dove on my window
a spring special
shaved hamsters look like tiny lions


roller derby
gets me in the driver's seat and then
ralphie whips raquel to me in the olympic auditorium stink of dreams
gravity is the final fall


pack of newports in the flowerbed
hacking up a cool pose, asks:
how does your garden grow?
how do you keep it clean?


kick his shin
west side of the city
it takes balls to play the game
and only seconds to feel the pain


getting down low in the backseat
cops  s  l  o  w  l  y  turning angular jaws
who's fault?


professing to be the emperor of bathrobes
girl from the eastern bloc
the gumby of love, deep inside your book
the eternal mind-blow


a naked floating lost-in-space feeling
longing for
cold tang
and the big bang


helpless in the face of the pain
gnarly cranky linker
angry white knuckle fist


joy stick master
welcome to monkeyboy's puppet show
inside rusted creaker


stinking armpit freedom
a freeze-dried fart in a mason's jar
is twice as nice
as daisy-fresh fascist smooth-crotch ken doll


chongo, howling fire returns, in your face
constellations and driftwood
alpha dogging
the wild pack of monkeybrains


attitude is corruption
and verbing on your walking
go buy a fancy doodle pad
and use that pen you pulled out of your ass


friendly guerilla butterfly fighter up my tree
little punk
motherfuckers wanna beat down ice cube


righteous black slinger of spiel
look out man!
the freak show is back in town!
call the lovers of big bras


love blossom throb gobbler in the warm sunshine
failure to stretch
pushing shoving
popping clutch in the groin


he hugged like a dad
she fucked like a sweet slutty porn star
tears in a barrel
summerly stasis


give me tha finger!
in a non-fascist salute
wearing only a blindfold, she learns braille
quicker than a cuss


young cool kids on a corner
the strip search/piss test/ soul-removal clinic
waiting for logos to dress and decide for them


drunken spring rolls w/ downhill stumble sauce
to 5:50 a.m. cold alarm
always moving forward
thinks sisyphus


welcome to lesbos county,
chicks with guns
too many w/out puns


that great middle class
little attention to time
cold feet
left behind crippled in the dust of your history


riding transit your body
vacant nail biting
better learn to hold your mud
or puke up that six-pack of bud


tragic, wet fart
frog plop sound
love/hate... pleasure/pain... it's a fine line


dart board target
heart clamp locket
I aim my poker penetration in the lil red zone
outside car alarms wail


in search of the ultimate groove
driving our father's car through
cactus in new mexico
like pelicans over pedro


brother elastic
seeks new shit filters as to waste no words
synonym: see "fear"


fat librarians
heaves and sighs
the lunch truck of life is overdue

who wrote which line?

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