full service love kafka character: part I



by

kevin costello, brother matt, matt wascovich and mike watt




#1

time for a new party hat
call of service
change my tie
insert coin



#2

makin' love like angus young
o, fuck, pretty little spring flower
schlepping yet another album and the latest single
butt bumping headphones on



#3

welcome home
drag queen shoes
kicking up your heels behind closed doors
round four, toe to toe w/pop



#4

had a dream last night
fat dove on my window
a spring special
shaved hamsters look like tiny lions



#5

roller derby
gets me in the driver's seat and then
ralphie whips raquel to me in the olympic auditorium stink of dreams
gravity is the final fall



#6

pack of newports in the flowerbed
hacking up a cool pose, asks:
how does your garden grow?
how do you keep it clean?



#7

kick his shin
west side of the city
it takes balls to play the game
and only seconds to feel the pain



#8

default
getting down low in the backseat
cops  s  l  o  w  l  y  turning angular jaws
who's fault?



#9

professing to be the emperor of bathrobes
girl from the eastern bloc
the gumby of love, deep inside your book
the eternal mind-blow



#10

a naked floating lost-in-space feeling
longing for
cold tang
and the big bang



#11

helpless in the face of the pain
gnarly cranky linker
angry white knuckle fist
pacifism



#12

precision
joy stick master
welcome to monkeyboy's puppet show
inside rusted creaker



#13

stinking armpit freedom
a freeze-dried fart in a mason's jar
is twice as nice
as daisy-fresh fascist smooth-crotch ken doll



#14

chongo, howling fire returns, in your face
constellations and driftwood
alpha dogging
the wild pack of monkeybrains



#15

attitude is corruption
and verbing on your walking
go buy a fancy doodle pad
and use that pen you pulled out of your ass



#16

friendly guerilla butterfly fighter up my tree
fearless
little punk
motherfuckers wanna beat down ice cube



#17

righteous black slinger of spiel
look out man!
the freak show is back in town!
call the lovers of big bras



#18

love blossom throb gobbler in the warm sunshine
failure to stretch
pushing shoving
popping clutch in the groin



#19

he hugged like a dad
she fucked like a sweet slutty porn star
tears in a barrel
summerly stasis



#20

give me tha finger!
in a non-fascist salute
wearing only a blindfold, she learns braille
quicker than a cuss



#21

young cool kids on a corner
cloud
the strip search/piss test/ soul-removal clinic
waiting for logos to dress and decide for them



#22

drunken spring rolls w/ downhill stumble sauce
to 5:50 a.m. cold alarm
always moving forward
thinks sisyphus



#23

welcome to lesbos county,
usa
chicks with guns
too many w/out puns



#24

that great middle class
little attention to time
cold feet
left behind crippled in the dust of your history



#25

riding transit your body
vacant nail biting
better learn to hold your mud
or puke up that six-pack of bud



#26

tragic, wet fart
spoiled
frog plop sound
love/hate... pleasure/pain... it's a fine line



#27

dart board target
heart clamp locket
I aim my poker penetration in the lil red zone
outside car alarms wail



#28

in search of the ultimate groove
driving our father's car through
cactus in new mexico
like pelicans over pedro



#29

brother elastic
econoized
seeks new shit filters as to waste no words
synonym: see "fear"



#30

fat librarians
thundering
heaves and sighs
the lunch truck of life is overdue






who wrote which line?





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