#1
say it, mean it
but don't show your big stick
stay quiet like asian kitsch
bend the light w/your will
#2
balls, itch
pawns, move
check your mate
protect your queenie
#3
supersonic hydroponic bionic chronic
deluxe
strategically placed middle finger
givin you the "bully eye"
#4
oven on broil
heresy
meltdown
found in bottom of pants
#5
that stupid carl's jr. dude is now in a cuckoo clock
got mad beats and a body rock
perpendicular, body block
horizontal ginger-bop
#6
why don't your poems rhyme more?
at night when you dream behind your door
everything creaks when you snore
and everyone thinks you're a bore
#7
the future bound like a book
without words, pages, bindings, or naked pictures
rather fingerpaintings done w/one's own turd
everything browned out
#8
hand cramped, stuck in yang
bent over, tongue on arm
head down, blowing chunks
remembering lola
#9
spiritual origami hand puppet sex act
below the table, below the belt
rolls of films of you
to be shown at town meeting
#10
down pacific to 40th st.
bright orange man passes, dings bell
repent
paradise waits
#11
white noise
tape recording seal sounds
can't break deathgrip on dick
lowdown broke and depressed
#12
do recall the poem in yr pants?
or the rocket in my pocket?!
I remember you bent over w/an ember
disassemble your hips
#13
holy research in the backyard grass
slip-n-slide on the shit sheet
like pseudo-biblical rock opera circus on ice
tommy can you hear me?
#14
I am off w/the nightlife
I can cover for you, brutha
I can leave you in the dust
I am off w/the covers
#15
almost time to hit the road
right after I shit this load
stage scar, stitched in the van
feeling fuckin brilliant
#16
let me get a look at your new pad
bad carpet, piled among the dirt
old crusty puke covered jiz stained bargain
no phone jack
#17
I walked into the gap ad and
she was electric tiger, stirring
like a cheap plastic spoon in a dirty bowl
or da brat on da mtv
#18
love had me leaf-like
crushed
sinned again
confession, it's like a cleansing shower. ask your favorite priest about it.
#19
figure four
leg lock, take it off
blindfold, handcuffs, magical wiggling glo-in-the-dark squidhead rubbers
boner holster, also fitted
#20
the freedom of D minus
graded posted current term
smoking in a beach fire
turd purse found, contents spilled
#21
in an ancient pukin' rhyme
atop the mountain ring the bells of time
I heard that kid broke his nine
miles from now the years will meet chime
#22
public apology, listlessly pointing
at his crotch and chuckling like a zoo monkey
makin kissy lips at the window
mouth full, must turn away
#23
practiced sieg heil move
acting like a dumb old man
staying drunk
pissing on your favorite books
#24
farted in a bag to have a taste
gazelle size eight
shoes do not fit the ace
so wear some panty hose to hide your face
#25
fell through the ceiling, yr arms
wiggled like gigantic pissed-off worms from hell, until
I figured out the fucking math
two plus two equals a fucking heart attack
#26
I was your pimp
you were my angel
she was the shill, he was
practicing hamlet
#27
voyeurs peek
knees creek
helicopters hum
columns of white light looking for some
#28
can't buy us love
chant, rise above
"OOO, it's getting bigger, OOO"
never loved you
#29
elbow my shit into your business
get hard
stop, drop
roll-over, spread 'em. very nice
#30
said the account manager
as he zipped up his pants, smiling
at the pile he had left in the can
overpaid short stop
who wrote which line?
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