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                          DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
                       Dedicated to an advanced
                   understanding of the paraphysical
                   manifestations of everyday chaos

          DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A LOPSIDED PINEAL GLAND?

                  Well, probably you do have one, and
                   it's unfortunate because lopsided
                   pineal glands have perverted the
                   Free Spirit of Man, and subverted
                   Life into a frustrating, unhappy
                          and hopeless mess.

                   Fortunately, you have before you
                  a pathway that will show you how to
                    discover your salvation through
                    ERIS, THE GODDESS OF CONFUSION.
                   It will advise you how to balance
                 your pineal gland and reach Spiritual
                   Illumination.  And it will teach
                  you how to turn your miserable mess
                     into a beautiful, joyful, and
                             splendid one.



                                                      POEE is a bridge
                                                           from PISCES
                                                           to AQUARIUS