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  No two equals are the same!

        [Illustration:  two Golden Apples garnish the statement
                        THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY]

The Discordian Society has no definition.

    I sometimes think of it as a disorganization of Eris Freaks.  It
has been called a guerrila mind theatre.  Episkopos Randomfactor,
Director of Purges of Our People's Underworld Movement sect in
Larchmont, prefers "The World's Greatest Association of whatever-it-
is-that-we-are."  Lady Mal thinks of it as a RENAISSANCE THINK TANK. 
Fang the Unwashed, W.K.C., won't say.  You can think of it any way
you like.

    AN EPISKOPOS OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
    is one who prefers total automony, and creates his own Discordian
sect as The Goddess directs him.  He speaks for himself and for those
that say that they like what he says.

    THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD:
    A Discordian Society Legionnaire is one who prefers not to create
his own sect.

If you want in on the Discordian Society             Some Episkoposes
then declare yourself what you wish              have a one-man cabal.
do what you like                                   Some work together.
and tell us about it                            Some never do explain.
or
if you prefer
don't.

There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.


                        When I get to the bottom I go back to the top
                        of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go
                        for a ride, then I get to the bottom and I see
                        you again!  Helter skelter!
                                                        -- John Lennon

                    "Everybody I know who is right
                       always agrees with _me_"
                                   -- Rev. Lady Mal