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                                           There is serenity in Chaos.
                                     Seek ye the Eye of the Hurricane.

A POEE MYSTEREE RITE:
SRI SYADASTIAN CHANT
                                      written, in some sense, by Mal-2

Unlike a song, chants are not sung but chanted.  This particular one
is much enhanced by the use of a leader to chant the Sanskrit alone,
with all participants chanting the English.  It also behooves one to
be in a quiet frame of mind and to be sitting in a still position,
perhaps The Buttercup Position.  It also helps if one is absolute
zonked out of his gourd.

RUB-A-DUB-DUB.
O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Hung Mung.
SYA-DASTI.
O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Mojo.
SYA-DAVAK-TAVYA.
O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Zarathud.
SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI.
O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Elder Mal.
SYA-DASTI-KAVAK-TAV-YASKA.
O!  Hail Eris.  Blessed St. Gulik.
SYA-DASTI-SYA-NASTI-SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA.
O!  Hail Eris.  All hail Discordia.
RUB-A-DUB-DUB.

It is then repeated indefinitely, or for the first two-thousand miles,
whichever comes first.