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                          BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI
     Founded by Hassan i Sabbah, 1090 A.D. (3090 A.L., 4850 A.M.)
     Reformed by Adam Weishaupt, 1776 A.D. (5776 A.D., 5536 A.M.)

               THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA
                          invite YOU to join
           The World's Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy

Have you ever SECRETLY WONDERED WHY
the GREAT PYRAMID has FIVE sides
(counting the bottom)?
                                    IS there an ESOTERIC ALLEGORY con-
                                     cealed in the apparently innocent
                                    legend of Snow White and the Seven
                                                               Dwarfs?
WHAT IS the TRUE secret SINISTER
REALITY lyind behind the ANCIENT
Aztec Legend of QUETZLCOATL?
                                      WHY do scholarly anthropologists
                                         TURN PALEA with terror at the
                                         very MENTION of the FORBIDDEN
                                                      name YOG-SOTHOTH
WHO IS the MAN in ZURICH
that some SWEAR is LEE
HARVEY OSWALD?
                                                WHAT REALLY DID HAPPEN
                                                    TO AMBROSE BIERCE?

If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3 125.00 (plus handling), you
_might_ be eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B.  If you
think you qualify, put the money in a cigar box and bury it in your
backyard.  One of our Underground Agents will contact you shortly.

                              I DARE YOU!

  TELL _NO_ ONE!  ACCIDENTS HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF HAPPENING TO PEOPLE
                        WHO TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT
                       THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI!

May we warn you against imitations!  Ours is the original and genuine

             "Nothing is true.  Everything is permissible"
                                                    -- Hassan i Sabbah

                                  Nil
                              Carborundum
                              Illegitimo

     OFFICIAL                             "Illuminate the opposition!"
Bavarian Illuminati                                 -- Adam Weishaupt,
"Ewige Blumenkraft!"                          Grand Primus Illuminatus